Monday, February 28, 2011

Butt I was so entertained!

As I crawled the Virtual Dumpster I call the Internet...I picked out something to share!



I watched the latest episode of The Simpsons on Hulu and the clip below made me think "stupid butt tricks". I like them and you probably do or will!

I Googled "butt tricks" and got About 4,500,000 results (0.11 seconds) 

Now when you put a part of the anatomy into a Google search, it would be logical to assume this might just take you to the Virtual Toilet and I got a bit scared (curious scared).


I checked out how many videos for "butt tricks" were available and got About 2,710 results (0.06 seconds) 

Then I thought to Google "stupid butt tricks" and google auto'd me to "stupid body tricks"(I'll check that out later) 

so I go to the video part and correct it with "stupid butt tricks" and got About 174 results (0.13 seconds)


I looked at the titles for the videos for "butt tricks" opposed to the titles for "stupid butt tricks" well...I am really intrigued with the pencil cracking ass from Japan..but...is that naughty lol Who the fuck cares? I MUST see this.


This is the clip from the Simpsons that got me started on all this:



Here is the pencil cracking ass from Japan it is not dirty (sorry if that disappoints you)...She is wearing a thong a wide one.
Well, I will tell you if I had to do it all over again in life, I would definitely make that talent a personal goal. I imagine myself in the upper b wing girls bathroom in high school puffing on my long Newports that cost me 45 cents with out ID making my school mates laugh that I could do that. Then later at 18, I would hit the bars from coast to coast betting on what my ass could break racking up the cash from drunks and putting in a Karaoke song to boot!...yeah that is an American dream ... even though the video I just watched was Japanese.




Speaking of butt tricks, one cannot forget the legendary Ace Ventura-Pet Detective!


Hustler Trick- Butt into the bottle...I thought Hustler magazine? No it was a cigarette butt thank goodness! A party trick!

Hustler trick - Butt into Bottle @ Yahoo! Video
you will find more party tricks and how to's if you go watch it at the link!


Being a "Slacker" is now a sports event? And they use the butt!






Buttnote: I kept getting Betty Blowtorch (an all girl punk band) when I was looking up butt on YouTube. And then I went to the wiki on the group. I had always thought they were Butt Trumpette when I heard them in '99 on a punk AM radio station in Cali. I looked them up on playlist once years after and I see the group named Butt Trumpet and it wasn't all girl punk. Oh well to make a long story longer...I heard one song from Blowtorch in '99 and they had mentioned Butt Trumpet (I thought it was all girls named Trumpette) and it was called "You're Ugly". Three of their band members are from the group called Butt Trumpet. Ok years later..got the data base corrected. A lot of their punk is nasty and crude, though. I did like the one song.

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All in a dream...All in a dream, the loading had begun

After The Gold Rush by Madeline Woe Original Digital Art Painting [link]

Turning around a blue Monday into a personal triumph...

Neil Young and this song inspired me today. I listened to it over and over as I painted this digitally. It is a beginning for me. I just decided to trust my instincts and let it be. I changed my glyph 2011, but I am still blaming MadelineWoe.

 

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Monday...

As I crawl the Virtual Dumpster I call the Internet...
I Googled "Monday" and got About 690,000,000 results (0.18 seconds)  


    In the summer of 1979, I was in Los Angeles meeting my husband to be's family. We took the opportunity to go to Disneyland. We were at the music area waiting resting on our way to see the Electric Light Parade. There was an old style band playing and just my fiancee, his 8yr old son, and me sitting there. There was an old black man with smiling eyes and face standing up front. Then I saw the drum with the letters CB on it. I told my husband to be. What the fuck, do you know who this is? Count Basie! I looked around and people just passed by. I told my man that I am going to sit a spell and give this legendary band man some respect and enjoy his music. I felt honored and ashamed that I could not stay until he stopped. Disneyland in a day and after using up all our E tickets, the parade was our last need to see. I imagine that anyone playing Disneyland is just for backup, but hope they all got paid well.





    Saturday, February 26, 2011

    Church Of Anime

    Deleted because of this news article in the Wall Street Journal:

    New York man guilty of pirating 'X-Men Origins'
    .....Sanchez admitted that he uploaded a copy of the movie to www.Megaupload.com on March 2009 before the film was released. He publicized this on two websites so others could download the movie. [link to full article]

    I don't know the laws of streaming. You get so much YouTube and Facebook sharing going on, that it is not really in LARGE PRINT what the law is.
    I am a grandma blogger. I just dump stuff I find on Google searches to share with a small amount of followers. I was originally a share dump to keep from making my Facebook feed long list of spam for my friends. It did not really mean much to Facebook, since hardly a one including my family view this regularly...

    Silent Saturday

    As I was crawling in the Virtual Dumpster I call the internet....
    When I image Google "untooned" I got About 8,370 results (0.41 seconds)
    reality toons or untooned pics. I dug out a few to display today.

    Alfred E. Newman [link]

    Garfield [link]

    Tweety Bird [link]


    Charlie Brown [link]

               Bevis and Butthead (how you can remember who is who is that Bevis was Cornholio) [link]

    Untooned version of Stewie from the animated series Family Guy. [link]

     Goku from Dragon BallZ [link]

    Thursday, February 24, 2011

    Friday Fish Fry (cook it up here)!

    As I crawled the Virtual Dumpster I call the Internet....
    I pulled out some Friday grub DIY style. Have fun!


     
    You gotta catch your own fish and make the fries. On the way back home you need to take the bus and not get caught relaxing too much. LOL




    Take On Me by Reel Big Fish @YouTube
    First please enjoy this happy ska version of the Ah Ha song!



    Now Playing Desktop Fishing - Play Free Games Online

    How To Make Crispy Seasoned Frenchfries





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    Wednesday, February 23, 2011

    NASCAR -be all that WE can pay for!


    Vitamin String Quartet doing The Verve's BSS @ YouTube

    The Army spends $7 million a year on its NASCAR team, and sees it as a useful recruiting tool. The Army picked up 46,000 recruiting leads in 2010 through its racing team, Col. Derik Crotts, director of the Army’s sponsorship, told Washington Wire.

    The Army, the Air Force and the National Guard NASCAR racing teams will ride again this year, after the House voted 241-148 to ditch a measure to ban the Pentagon from sponsoring stock car teams. [copy and pasted verbatim from WSJ  Feb 18th]

    I personally think that it is in as bad taste as my photos below to expect the government to fund an entertainment sport.  Where do the other competitors get their monies from?  There has got to be rich corporate sponsors who would want to over take the expenses.  
    Couldn't a bunch of politicians figure that out and put a bid on it and wait for a heroic corporation to step in?  
    Why do people even vote when their representatives are just pussy and dick and no brains?
    NASCAR is more popular than Hershey bars.

    Refugees love NASCAR.  Can you say NASCAR?
    ARMY NASCAR FAN

    Monday, February 21, 2011

    Presidential Icon Day?

    I was thinking on how I used to tease my family when I used to make hot dogs.  I would hold a weenie with my hand and whip it back and forth and say "HEY NOW I CAN BE PRESIDENT"!
    It never fails that when I think I have nothing to blog on...

     
    As I crawled the Virtual Dumpster I call the Internet...

     When I Google image search "weiner" I get About 6,400,000 results (0.39 seconds)
    Surprisingly, there are more people's faces than actual weiners on there!

    When I Google image search "penis art" I get  About 2,880,000
    results  (0.42 seconds) 

    I found some tasteful art using the penis as subject.  It was fun for me to pick this all out of the dumpster for you! 








    If you don't know the story about Rasputin's penis...you need to link [here]
    Resources for slideshow:
    http://www.gardenofadam.com/The_Penis_Gallery.html
    http://blogs.heretv.com/hotgayblog/2010/05/10/new-adventures-in-modern-weiner-art/
    http://archives.thenervousbreakdown.com/zoe/2006/10/arty-farty-2-my-first-penis-pictorial-art-is-such-a-phallus-y-sometimes/
    http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/07/art-or-porn-penis-art-pushers/

    Sunday, February 20, 2011

    Come Join Me!

    Deleted because of this news article in the Wall Street Journal:

    New York man guilty of pirating 'X-Men Origins'
    .....Sanchez admitted that he uploaded a copy of the movie to www.Megaupload.com on March 2009 before the film was released. He publicized this on two websites so others could download the movie. [link to full article]

    I don't know the laws of streaming. You get so much YouTube and Facebook sharing going on, that it is not really in LARGE PRINT what the law is.
    I am a grandma blogger. I just dump stuff I find on Google searches to share with a small amount of followers. I was originally a share dump to keep from making my Facebook feed long list of spam for my friends. It did not really mean much to Facebook, since hardly a one including my family view this regularly...

    Saturday, February 19, 2011

    Mother Moon

    As I crawled into the Virtual Dumpster I call the Internet...
    I picked me out some treasure to share!

    Diana, Sleeping Full Moon from Kazuya Akimoto  Art [see more]

    I Google Image search "full moon art" I get About 36,700,000 results (0.27 seconds)
    so many beautiful images. 

    Last night the Zodiac was in Leo the moon was FULL and it's name was The Snow Moon... 
    [link to each full moon name in 2011]


    Kojo no Tsuki by Rentaro Taki. 荒城の月 "The moon of the deserted castle" @ YouTube
    A famous Japanese folk song

    (btw when you embed a youtube video you can shorten the height in both areas of the code to 27 and get this perfect player strip. height "27" just the value between the quotes. But you must then put a link below so not to disrespect the almighty YouTube).


    Dontcha just love a full moon?
    It is forever present in our lives.  I consider myself proudly " a lunatic" and when the full moon influences are abound, I need not see her and know she is shining brightly.  As I sit in the dark, looking above when her full face is showing, I confirm with her that I can feel her.  It is not a craziness...it is an affirmation that you feel and appreciate her glowing beauty in the night!


    If you enjoy horror movies and have seen them all or many...
    This playlist is for those who have NOT seen the cult classic 
    Re-Animator 1985.  

    It should be in your DVD library or "have seen" list if you are truly a fan.  This movie does not get the notoriety it deserves.  When you have countless re-runs of horror movies, this one gets little air time, but deserves true recognition!  There is a sequel "Beyond Re-Animator 2004" you will have to see that as well.
    Kick back and enjoy!




    these full movie chunks on YouTube come and go so catch them when you can!  Ebay sells copies as low as 12 bucks with the shipping included.

    Friday, February 18, 2011

    FUCKING EMOTIONAL FRIDAY!!!!!



    Cyco Mike is the man! The group Suicidal Tendencies is a genre of it's own!

    They hardly  put this shit on the radio when it came out.  This whole album (The Art Of Rebellion) screams!  They are still on tour and have a new song directed at their aging fans as they bounce the stage as vigorously as back in the day!





    Learn all about them at Wiki [here]

    Roberto Agustín Miguel Santiago Samuel Trujillo Veracruz
    Who the fuck is that long assed named dude above?
    He was the bassist for ST and now he is the bassist for Metallica.
    He goes by the short version Robert Trujillo.


    I "Joined The Army" and "Pledged My Allegiance" when I heard them back in the early 90's and "I wanna be ST"!




    My latest "Profane the Arts project". I always wanted to see this Norman Rockwell changed like this.

    Thursday, February 17, 2011

    Motion Comics...an aquired taste.

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    As I crawled the Virtual Dumpster I call the Internet (tonight)...
    I Googled "motion comics" and found About 14,800,000 results (0.20 seconds)








    I decided to pick some treasures out of the dumpster to include in my blog.

    I used to collect comics and I love watching cartoons. In cartoons, I have found Batman and Batman Beyond to be my favored. I am so happy that Stan Lee is showcasing some of his Marvel Universe in animation that I recently caught up with on watch now NetFlix.

    Motion comics have been out since 2005. Marvel had a contest last year with 3 different characters and provided assets for up an coming animators to give it a go. Those were the first ones I saw. I decided to check up on how they have progressed.

    Motion comics are like a step back from cartoons and a tiny step up from comic books. When I saw the first ones, I really preferred a comic because it had more to read and the art was better. I guess it is an acquired taste.

    If you didn't know, Steven King has been doing comics since 2005 beginning with Gunslinger.

    YouTube of course has "N" 1-25. This is the first one and then you can jump onward.

    you can turn off Metallica above, of course to see the videos below

    The Crazies Trailer



    Marvel...It is called "The Marvel Universe" that is how big it is! So what is there to explain...it seems we all even know what Stan Lee looks like when he appears as a cameo! But have you seen this pic of Stan the Man? It is copyrighted and for sale so I will just link you to it so you can see him younger [here]

    Iron man extemis (great art sampling with music)



    XMen



    DC Universe - Harlequin is crazy in love



    DC Universe - The Scarecrow's story



    Dead End (Deutsche- I like that word) There be zombies!!!


    access the rest through this YouTube channel [link]

    Motion comics have come a long way since I last crawled that way...

    Some Hot Shit!



    When crawling the Virtual Dumpster I call the Internet....

    I Googled "how to make fire" and got About 844,000,000 results (0.15 seconds)
    I picked this one treasure to share with you...

    When you go camping...and want to start up some logs and impress the little campers....

    Fire It Up by Thousand Foot Krutch @ YouTube

    I also found a website called "The Art of Manliness" that has 9 ways to start a fire without matches listed.

    Monday, February 14, 2011

    Like a fucking Drive In Movie around here now!


    I expanded my blog body to 800 px! You go to the edit html in the design mode and change the outer wrap pix to 1110 then you change the body px to 800 and the sidebar px to 300. Preview until it comes out right if it doesn't just don't save it.  I played around with my pix and got it all to fit. I use control f to bring up the finder and then I px in and when I saw big numbers that seemed to be the size of things I changed and previewed them.

    I heard this song on the radio while killing cops on Saints Row 2 on the 360.
    I had to use an AOL video because it was the clearest official video.
    Love the song, don't you?

    Sunday, February 13, 2011

    Serenity on Sunday


    Estimated World Population
    As I crawl in the Virtual Dumpster I call the Internet...
     I Google image searched "art" About 733,000,000 results (0.23 seconds)







    In January, I got 1400 hits on my blog. It sounds like I am popular, but I am just part of Google now. There are about 1000 users out there who click on images that I have posted. Sort of like Google Karma. I do it, and they do it to me. I widened my blog body so I can display larger images. I know though that I am not just raping the Virtual Dumpster I call the Internet and not giving credit to the source. I am satisfied by the artists' creation and out of millions and millions of possibilities as I always try to demonstrate. I pick the treasures that I wish to share and recant the names for passer-byes.

    Scott Marr [link here]
    I found this artist through another blog (more so a website) called Daily Art Muse
    The DAM website is a showcase of artists!  Susan Lomuto (the muse) has an extraordinary eye for art.
    Another blogger dedicates her blog solely on Scott Marr.  Not only is his colorful art unique, but it is composed of tints and colors that have been derived from nature with Scott's alchemy talent. Something I can not even conceive, I can just quote the words "Pyrography, eucalypt bark wash, coriopsis flower wash, ochres and plane tree charcoal" as the ingredients to his colors on just one piece of work.
    Mary Canning's Art blog just on Scott and a year of his art! [link]


    Michael Ray Bruce [link]
    In 1995 I lived on a mountain in a simple cabin.  It was simple and beautiful, but too harsh for my young lings.
    It was night and I blasted my stereo playing Pink Floyd Momentary Lapse of Reasoning into the darkness of the mountains.  I thought , I am going to have to thank Mike Bruce for turning me on to Pink Floyd.  We went to high school together.  Never shared a class or a kiss, just a bong.  Back then he said, "Here you can have these you will like them".  They were 8 track tapes for my car player.  Pink Floyd DSOTM, Zepplin iv, Ted Nugent, Crosby Still and Nash So Far. I found his number apologized that I was a bit high and spun and thanked him.  I read his bio and of his struggle to bring out his art.  I am glad his soul has found it.




     

    Saturday, February 12, 2011

    Subliminal Saturday

    S U B L I M I N A L...

    Google image search = About 1,530,000 results (0.37 seconds)




    Thursday, February 10, 2011

    Fresh Out - X-Men First Class Trailer




    As I crawled the Virtual Dumpster I call the Internet....

    I Googled "geek top movie trailer" then I filtered it to 24 hours and got About 66,300 results (0.10 seconds)

    All the geek spots seem to think this is top news...me too!
    They all have a tidbit to say:
    http://dorkshelf.com/
    http://hegeekshegeek.wordpress.com/
    http://geek.videosift.com/video/X-Men-First-Class-1st-Trailer

    http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/765708/first_trailer_for_xmen_first_class.html
    http://www.thegeekgeneration.com/2011/02/x-men-first-class-trailer/
    http://flipgeeks.com/movie-trailer-x-men-first-class/\

    This is MY favorite animated hero, though

    Wednesday, February 9, 2011

    Batik



    As I crawled in the Virtual Dumpster I call the Internet....


    I was looking for a paisley background and came across BATIK and remembered how much I love it!
    If you Google image search Batik you get About 27,700,000 results  (0.15 seconds)
    Again, let me pick through the Virtual Dumpster and select some treasure!


    Back in the 80's I had a favorite gauze like shirt that was Batik. It was 100% cotten and it was also 100% cozy. I wore it to death.


    [Link to gallery]
    [Link here to a well balanced sampling and website on Batik]
    Peter Votichenko from the above  Pico Batik web, describes Batik:
    "There are many sites on the web that describe the fascinating and intricate process of batik in detail. What I love about the technique is the ability to achieve brilliant colors, the smooth flow of hot wax into fabric, the smell of the hot bees wax, and the perpetual source of surprise that batik provides".




    Janet Searfoss has a nice collection and quite a production set up [link here]





    I came across this awesome HOW TO video on Batik;




    This is the bottle she is using and what it is called.