Grecian Fire

As I crawled in The Virtual Dumpster I call The Internet...

Grecian Fire was an ancient weapon. According to one legend, it's formula to have been whispered by an Angel to Constantine the Great, the first Christian Emperor in AD 300.
~ Greek Fire, Poison Arrows, and Scorpion Bombs: Biological & Chemical Warfare ...by Adrienne Mayor 2008

And it was not green like the Game Of Thrones Wildfire. Although historically the secret formula was buried and lost. Modern engineers have guesstimated the ingredients...but the father of this fire was Greek...thus giving it the name.

Callinicus Of Heliopolis, Callinicus also spelled Kallinikos (born ad 673), architect who is credited with the invention of Greek fire, a highly incendiary liquid that was projected from “siphons” to enemy ships or troops and was almost impossible to extinguish.

~Britannica online

Why I made this my blog topic was because I found an artist by accident on YouTube. I was making a playlist for my next fishing adventure.

I really love Supertramp.  Crisis What Crisis was my fave. I must of spun the grooves out of this vinyl back in the days. I also believe Roger Hodgson is a true romantic and poet. Love Rick Davies low voice combined with Roger and have no idea why Rick has very few YouTube videos.

 I encountered a YouTube fan made video of "Crime Of The Century" by a Greek user named Vasilis Vasilakakis it was covered with this b/w pic of a tear in the eye. I went to his YouTube channel and discovered contemporary Greek music! The lyrics translated are few from this artist Miltos. I originally was attracted to one that had the title "Yellow Bicycle" imagining it of the plight of war and economic hardship in a child's eye dreaming of a Yellow Bicycle.

 The song playing is "The Fire.

 I got to thinking about Grecian Fire and here is my blog post! Ta Da!

Udderly Mysterious

As I crawl in The Virtual Dumpster I call The Internet...

I Googled "Why does Otis have udders in barnyard?"  and got
About 52,100 results (0.72 seconds.

You see it is a great mystery as soon as you watch this cartoon.  
Another thing is that the great gif animation farm called GIPHY 
has no gif animations of this mysterious man cow with udders!

Google Answers has a list of links that summarizes that the creator Steve Oedekerk said that Udders were funny.
HERE

 Searching for Udder pics led me to this headline: 

Genetically Modified Cows Produce "Human" Milk

 I Googled and Snoped this!
Yep and it is OLD NEWS from 2011!

I Googled " Is it true that there are cows genetically modified to produce human milk?"
I got about 1,010,000 results (0.59 seconds)


Story from  THE TELEGRAPH [HERE]
Story from  FOX NEWS [HERE]

PUBES ARE TRENDING

As I crawl in The Virtual Dumpster I call The Internet...

Huff “...I use Fur Oil,” Watson told Into the Gloss. “I’ll use that anywhere from the ends of my hair to my eyebrows to my pubic hair. It’s an amazing all-purpose product.”

So are Euro's pro bush or is it just a personal thing?
I Googled "shaving pubic hair statistics" and got About 444,000 results (0.44 seconds)

CLICK HERE FOR MY SEARCH RESULTS

And check out the Mermaid bush I had to share this on my blog! This is a great Instagram.

CLICK TO ART SOURCE

Awakened By The Dong!

As  I crawled in The Virtual Dumpster I call The Internet,

I have been crawling lately watching Trumpeteering and feeling for my Womankind at the March.
 I don't want to be one of those grumpy all day news watchers waiting for the Anti-Christ.
But..
Seriously, they were bashing Madonna. Back in the 80s she stole my messy hair style and wore thermal underwear like pants.
I have always said that if you imagined Madonna FAT, that would be ME.
Let's not start on the mocking the Handicapped topic. Or "If she wasn't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her" statement on video.  That kind of humor should never come from our Commander In Chief!

I REALLY WANT TO SEE IF HE MAKES THE ECONOMY BETTER OR FUCKS IT UP....

So I am looking around at a currency exchange converter to see how powerful the dollar is? Based on my total lack of economic knowledge, I figure if they have to pay us more of their money to equal our ONE dollar, then we are stronger. I decided to check all the former TPP countries since they all wanted to be included with each other. I will be following the exchange rate each month and then post my findings if it is interesting (yawn).

What I did do last on the list is look at what their money looks like. I like the Japanese Yen coins with holes. They look like Mahjong chips.

Then what made me come out of my political watchdog mode was typing the Vietnamese currency!

As I waited for the screen to pop, I thought, "No penis. No penis."  And like there was NO PENIS!
I was surprised.
I then typed "Australian Dong" and later "European Dong" see results minimized below NO PENIS!

Here is what I got when I typed "American Dong" go figure American's are known for their nasty minds and I myself have one of the nastiest......wording that as with the mine is better Trumpeteer himself attitude.