My Inner Cornholio

As I crawled in The Virtual Dumpster I call The Internet...

I have so many Beavis and ButtHead moments that I find the appropriate response is repeat the word and say "hee hee hee he just said....". My inquiring mind thought, How old are Beavis and Butthead today?  It compelled me to GOOGLE.

When I Googled Beavis and Butthead , I get About 566,000 results in 0.57 seconds. When I tested my embedded link, I noticed it changed! I got 482,000 results in 0.61 seconds. Of course I had to try it again... Upon my second trial from my above embedded link, I got 491,000 results in 0.57 seconds.
I am sure there is math behind all that...but that might be a "wholenother" Google dumpster dive.

So see right there? October the fucking 28th is Beavis's birthday and I had this Google need to know their ages? I think I have an inner Cornholio connection. My inner Cornholio called/

I have many times needed TP for my bunghole. The Bunghole is nothing to be afraid of. Hail to the almighty bunghole?
Actually those words are from a song on YouTube by DJ Stork called Vaya Cornholio that I had blogged about long ago In my post called "Nicaragua" in 2011.

I was a breeder back in 1979 and I coulda been Beavis's mama! Well this gave my Crazy brain an episode to share with my soon to be Senior contemporaries below.

Here goes the dialogue A is for AC?DC and M is for Metallica.

 AC/DC- Hey Mamma check out this video!
METALLICA- Heh Heh Heh It is Judas Priest! Hell yah yah cool!
A-You are a stupid bitch Judas Priest split the fuck up! You need to check your meds or are senile!
M- Yeh Yeh he's bald but bald Brits are hot.
M (continues thinking) I used be hotter than a bald Brit.

A- (Twerking around). Breaking the Law! Breaking the law! That is Bob Hatford. He wears Leather and is hot.
M- Speaking of hot I'm feeling a hot flash coming on. Heheheh Time for some medicine.
A- Yah Yah hehe hehehhehe I got my medicinal bong let's go!

Who invented The Twerk? Heheh heh heh Bite me Miley!

Ha actually...Judas Priest is touring.

Ends on May Day in San Antonio. It's 2 hours away from ME.