ONLY THREE KING SIZE SNICKERS MAKES AMERICA GREATER

As I crawl in The Virtual Dumpster I call The Internet,

Exclusive interview with defected 
Russian Hacker nicknamed Notebook. 

They nicknamed him Notebook because he looks like a younger more handsome (like most Russians are he says) version of  Noah/Ryan Gosling in The Notebook movie. That coupled with his retro style fashion...He says he gets to "tap on all the American honeys"!

Note (he goes by for short) is an undocumented Russian in the USA and he is part of that clandestine mega horde of 12.5 million illegal aliens that are estimated by Homeland Security

 (my mind imagines that in if they all ate a snickers bar at the same time what would they contribute to the economy? EVEN BETTER YET LET ME GET A BOX AT A TIME LIKE MY BOYFRIEND DID IN HIGH SCHOOL. HE WOULD BUY A BOX AT SMART AND FINAL AND THEN GO TO SCHOOL AND SELL THE CANDY BARS LIKE CRACK OUT OF HIS LOCKER FOR A BUCK A PIECE. HE BOUGHT A YAMAHA 650 THAT YEAR. BUT I COULD DO IT NOW AND THEN BEG THE ILLEGAL 12.5 TO BUY MY SNICKERS ONLY BUT BUY THREE. THE FIRST TWO PROFITS I WOULD GRACIOUSLY DONATE TO AID OUR DEFICIT PAY OFF. THE LAST RUN WOULD BE FOR ME AND MY FAMILY AND ALL THAT ENCIRCLE US TO MAKE A BETTER WORLD AND AMERICA. AFTER THIS SONG AND DANCE I WOULD GRANT ALL THE 12.5 AMNESTY. And probably not really know the difference. If they left and did not buy my candy..omg what a grand loss that would be to me and my country!

Note claims that he arrived not from the Mexican border, but stowed away in an American private yacht returning from a Summer trip in Maksimovka, a popular fishing retreat for Russia affiliated businessmen to go Fly Fishing in the province of Krai, Russia. The yacht had ported on one of the Aleutian Islands on the way back to the States as Note had anticipated. The people on the yacht apparently had interest in ImoKrab not only did they stock up but the chef made a bowl of Krab salad the size of a jacuzzi.

All Note had with him was a laptop, a backpack of Olma Beluga Caviar and some very good false documents.He also had three cartons of Russian Marlboro because the American Marlboro tastes like "DEERMO" , he says what ever the fuck that means. ..

His false documents claimed he was a 20 yr old named Jeff Schmidt from Madison, Wisconsin. Jeff Schmidt took off to Alaska after high school to work at the Surimi (imitation Krab) processing plants. Jeff had worked the season to return to Seattle with a lump sum (smuggled beluga caviar could sell for 3,5 grand a can and he had brought 40 with him. Note even studied the process of how surimi is made from pollock fish with fillers and flavorings like starch, sugar, egg whites, and crab flavoring. The combination of fish parts, carbs, and sugar are why nutrition isn't imitation crab's strongest quality. But wrap it in a California roll..".ZAEBIS", he says what ever the fuck that means. He especially liked the imitation crab salad at Albertson's which he calls Dedushka's because his grand father's name is Albert..

What makes Note so Note-O-rious is his hacking ability. Yet, there are many hackers that are as invisible to Homeland security as are the 12.5 million undocumented (who all came over the Mexican border?).  He is the latest wonderboy and hero to the Democrats This brochure template was found hacking the Trump Foundation. It was in a locked file deep within the system. Before hacking the presence of the files was speculated Aryan Nation or KKK or even Russian, but no look how he plans on winning the next election. Note said he won't need no fucking Russians.

 Can this be done legally? Well whip out the Executive Order pen...Political due process requires ONE PEN. a see what I can do smirk and an above the ear hair part to cover baldness. After a whip of the pen and wrist, some Twittering can get the masses all riled up and a few comments about FAKE NEWS makes for a lengthy stay at the White House.

Politics is a topic I find myself reluctantly involved in from time to time. I get these light bulb thoughts that amuse me and I share it on my obscure not so popular blog. It is a way to make my electronic footprint. It is like going to a concert seeing your favorite rock star eye to eye knowing that that contact has been stored in the matter of their brains. Whose is to know that your face might be like an extra in the dream of that superstar? None the less I use my blog to park my CRAZY from time to time. I'd really like to sell three candy bars to each of the illusive 12.5 undocumented illegals and also hear how maybe they did not just walk in from Mexico.